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HC's for Hufflepuff!Ashton and Slytherin!Calum fighting over Hufflepuff!reader ending in poly!Cashton?
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softforcal answered:
-you and Ashton have been best friends since the first day you were sorted into Hufflepuff together
-you have a reputation in the school as the best friends who everyone wants to be a couple
-people have long standing bets on what year he’s finally going to tell you how he feels
-and then one day when you’re walking to class you bump into Slytherin!Cal
-you’ve heard of his reputation. he’s quiet and always hangs out with the kid who’s hair changes colour, Michael you think his name is, you have to admit he’s intimidating but when he bends down to help you gather up your books and flashes you a smile to silence your apologies you’re like damn
-”hey Ashton the weirdest thing happened today, you know that Slytherin guy, Calum? i bumped into him and he actually wasn’t a jerk.”
-Calum knows you told Ashton about the encounter because suddenly Ashton is glaring at Calum from across the great hall at breakfast
-and suddenly Ashton is trying to make you laugh every time your within view of Calum
-”he’s doing it on purpose.” Michael tells Calum one morning when the sound of your laughter ringing through the hall is making Calum’s jaw clench, “Ashton knows you’re competition. he’s just scared.” Michael pats Calum on the back, “you’ve got this buddy.”
-you and Ash go to every Quidditch game together, when Ashton isn’t playing of course, and the two of you go to a match between Slytherin and Gryffindor
-Slytherin wins and as you and Ash are leaving Calum seems to appear out of nowhere, “hey, Y/N, we’re having an after party at the Slytherin common room, want to come?”
-you can’t say no. i mean, this is Calum Hood. notorious gorgeous Slytherin bad boy who just had the match of his life.
-”sure, i’d love to Calum.” “cool, i’ll see you there, just you.” he glares at Ashton then leaves.
-Ashton is grumbling about it the whole way back to the Hufflepuff common room
-”look i just think he’s a nice guy.” you insist, “maybe you just have to get to know him better Ash.”
-”screw it, im walking you to the party.”
-when you get there, Calum’s waiting outside for you and Ashton hugs you before leaving, glaring at Calum over your shoulder
-”has anyone ever told you Yellow suits you?” Calum teases as the two of you go through a corridor and into a sea of green and black
-”Oh my god Calum i’m practically the only non Slytherin here.”
-”its cuz you’re special.” Calum teases, “but if you’re uncomfortable we can go somewhere else. i’d rather be alone with you anyways.”
-”wow, you’re smooth Hood. i heard you don’t talk much and when you do it’s always something charming, you’re living up to your reputation.” ”yeah and you’re living up to yours, your guard dog hates me.” “Ashton’s harmless, we’re just best friends, he doesn’t want me to get hurt.” “yeah, sure, just friends.”
-ending up chilling on a staircase somewhere and talking for a while
-Ash just happens to walk by and ends up sitting down on the other side of you while Calum just rolls his eyes
-Ashton kinda puts his arm over your shoulders because he’s used to that and Calum’s hand goes onto your thigh and you’re just like, “okay what is this.” they both try to act dumb first but you glaring makes them finally give in.
-”we’re both into you.”
-”and you guys figured you’d just fight over me instead of talking to me like adults?” “yeah.” “pretty much.”
-”look, i’ll date both of you and then make a decision.”
-they’re oddly okay with it.
-going on dates with them separately but the other always just ‘happens’ to show up so most dates end up with you hanging out with both and them both holding your hands
-they get to know each other better and although there’s always this background tension of competition they actually seem to be getting along okay
-you go cheer them on for their quidditch matches while in the stands with the other and on their game day where they go against each other, they each give you their scarf to wear
-getting a few odd looks from some Slytherins because you’re wearing Calum Hood’s scarf and Ashton Irwin’s?
-but like what do you even do after the match cuz one is going to win and ones going to be upset
-Hufflepuff ends up winning and as you go onto the pitch to hug them both you notice Cal looks a little down and you’re not sure what to do and then Ashton says, “hey Cal, we’re having an after party at the Hufflepuff common room. you should come with us.”
-you and Cal are #SHOOK
-Ashton actually inviting Cal to come to something? but you are both Hufflepuffs and Ashton is a sweetheart, something you’ve always loved about him
-you and Ashton wait for Cal to show up at the party before going in
-Hufflepuffs are usually hella chill and it’s not like they’re going to be mean to Calum but you do get a few confused looks and hear a few “what’s the Slytherin Seeker doing here?”
-the three of you collapsing on a couch and your house being pretty nice to Calum and lots of people coming by to say he had a great game
-you get up to go grab some drinks and a few girls are just like, “so are you dating Ashton or Calum?” and you’re kinda just like, “seeing both?”
-getting back and they’re actually laughing together
-you’d never seen them without you but they seem to get along great
-being the last three at the party after everyone has gone to bed and you’re all having a great time until Cal says he should go, so you and Ash walk him to the door and you kiss his cheek, Ash gives him a hug?!?!
-”wow, you two seem to get along well.” “Cal’s a nice guy.” “never thought i’d hear you say that.”
-Cal is a pure blood but Ashton is a half blood so Ashton knows about polyamory
-he meets up with Cal without you and discusses the whole thing with Calum.
-they’re buds and they both like you and they’ve realized that they don’t mind sharing, in fact they’re kind of having a great time together too?
-they find you in the hall and pull you to a separate room to tell you about the idea and you’re shook but you agree
-they both give you a kiss on the cheek and so begins a poly relationship between two Hufflepuffs and a Slytherin
-Ashton is friends with Calum’s Slytherin pal Michael so sometimes the three of you sit at the end of the Slytherin table for food but you always get weird looks from Slytherin’s whereas when Cal comes to sit at the Hufflepuff table everyone is super nice and inviting
-Cal feels kinda weird about being so included by the Hufflepuffs but i mean he is dating two of them so….
-they’re both obviously super into you but the more they hang out and get to know each other the more lovey they’re being with each other too
-usually during sex they’re both taking care of you. Ash is the ass man lets be serious, cuz he’s into the spanking and your ass is right there
-but one night in a particularly hot and heavy session they brush past each other a few times and then they’re kissing too
-it’s one of those things where they’re both completely in love with you and they love each other like the highest level of friendship but also friends who make out sometimes
-so much studying together
-teachers start calling you the three musketeers
-Ashton is more into pet names like princess and honey (cuz badgers yo)
-Cal is more into babe or baby
-they each get a designated side of your body for hickies
-Ashton finding a nice Hufflepuff girl who’s into knitting to make a custom slyther-puff scarf for you to wear on game days where they’re playing against each other
-they still fight like rivals on the pitch but it doesn’t continue off the field
-dates where you walk between the two, holding both their hands, to go get butterbeer or just walk around outside
-you and Ash vs Cal during snow ball fights
-cuddles where you have to be pressed against each other because Hogwarts beds are small AF
-they both like to surprise attack you into broom closets which are also hella small
-”Hood, Irwin, you’re both late.” “sorry professor.”
-the room of requirement is hella required yo
-Ash likes to throw you over his shoulder sometime to make you scream, and he makes it seem like he’s going to set you down but you end up in Cal’s arms so he can spin you around a bit
-they’re a great team the two of them
-Cal being a regular in the Hufflepuff common room. he usually has to wait for you or Ash to come let him in but the other Hufflepuffs are so used to him they just let him in
-the Slytherins would not be chill with one Hufflepuff being around all the time, let alone two, so not going there that often
-a bunch of Hufflepuffs gifting Cal with an honorary yellow scarf for Christmas
-this blushing idiot would be so happy about it though
-he never thought he could feel so much love
-you and Ashton pamper the shit out of this boi
-”Cal, you’re acting like a Hufflepuff.” “and what about it?”
-the whole Hufflepuff house ready to kick any Slytherin’s ass who makes fun of Cal for being in a relationship with you and Ashton. Ashton would lead the beat down too
-”hey Cal, where’s your Hufflepuff guard dog?” “Ash? he’s behind you.” “not funny Hood!”
-Calum coming back and telling you and Ash that someone referred to Ash as Cal’s ‘Hufflepuff guard dog’ and you all laughing your asses off because Cal was the original person who coined the expression
-big group hugs that are so calming and perfect
-taking advantage of the prefect’s bathroom’s huge bath tub
-so many sweet kisses
-lots of cheek pecks
-doing that thing where you have an arm over each of their shoulders and they kinda lift you up as you walk, am i being dumb, this is totally a thing right?
-i have a hella massage kink and im going to project this onto you because imagine giving these guys massages after quidditch matches
-okay so i always thought Slytherin reader x Cashton would be my fav but holy shit i have swerved into Hufflepuff reader and the dynamic is giving me life
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